My wife always watches the reality shows where people are fixing up houses and selling them. Allow me to ruin the plot for you…. The stars of the show buy a shit hole house, blindly. They cut the lock off and enter. It stinks and looks dismal. They fix it and sell it for a profit. Yeah!
Today my 5 year old told me that he “loseded” at a video game. I tried to explain to him that the past tense of lose is lost. He laughed and told me that I was wrong. I was unable to convince him. I’m currently in talks with Webster to change the dictionary.
I work with several unpleasant people. I hate their faces. I don’t like to use the word hate so I shouldn’t use it here. Just let me say this…. I could go the rest of my life without hearing their voices or seeing their stupid faces. That covers it.
I have a bunion that hurts like hell. I was contemplating surgery until I watched a YouTube video of it. Screw that shit! If you dare, check it out here.