Random Thoughts: Reality Shows And Stuff

My wife always watches the reality shows where people are fixing up houses and selling them. Allow me to ruin the plot for you…. The stars of the show buy a shit hole house, blindly. They cut the lock off and enter. It stinks and looks dismal. They fix it and sell it for a profit. Yeah!

Today my 5 year old told me that he “loseded” at a video game. I tried to explain to him that the past tense of lose is lost. He laughed and told me that I was wrong. I was unable to convince him. I’m currently in talks with Webster to change the dictionary.

I work with several unpleasant people. I hate their faces. I don’t like to use the word hate so I shouldn’t use it here. Just let me say this…. I could go the rest of my life without hearing their voices or seeing their stupid faces. That covers it.

I have a bunion that hurts like hell. I was contemplating surgery until I watched a YouTube video of it. Screw that shit! If you dare, check it out here.

 

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