Funny Sh*t My Kid Says: 1

My kid is four and a half years old and he cracks me up everyday. I’ve decided to start writing down the crazy shit that he says.

He came to me with a plate of watermelon and said…

“I like watermelon because it’s watermelon and because it has water in it.”

Upon finding out that I had some time off work, he said to my wife…

“My daddy’s home for four days then he’ll pay the bills again.”

The other morning he said…

“Daddy, make me pancakes because I like pancakes and you know how to make pancakes.”

When he wanted a new game for his DS he said…

“Daddy, buy me another DS game— we can do that— we can do that right now. That’s a good idea isn’t it? Oh yeah, oh yeah.”





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